Based slightly off an rp with one of my moirails~ I decided to write a one-shot based off of it.
Summery: John gets a new neighbor in apartment 412 and he can’t wait to meet her.
Pairings: JohnRose (though it’s just a crush on John’s part!)
I own nothing but the plot. Hussie owns John and Rose and I wish to take them away from him before he harms them again.
Rose lives in apartment 412 due in part that it’s basically her birth date and birth month in reverse. Plus, this way she’s across the hall from John. *wonk*
On with the fic.
Well. I promised Rose giving John a bath, right? I have succeeded in doing so.
This is set in an alt. timeline in which Rose stays on LOWAS to give John a hand. :o
“I’m back!” You hear the door open and close in the other room.
You close your book, and stumble through the trashed sitting room, “Welcome back. It was surprisingly quiet to-” You arrive in the foyer only to find that John is covered in oil and dirt from head to toe. “John, what on earth happened to you?”
He tugs out his breath shirt as if to admire the mess, “Oh yeah! I had a tough day.” He laughs it off as if it’s nothing, “Do you think the oil will come out if I use dish soap?”
You raise an eyebrow, “Dish soap? You plan on using dish soap to clean yourself off? Wouldn’t you rather have a bath or a shower?”
kuuderidan asked: abscond candy shenanigans +johnrose? :3
(rule was 5 sentences, right?)
John giggled as he placed the final piece; his masterpiece, complete. As she began to stir, John suppressed his laughter and took a step back. Rose yawned, then attempted to open her eyes - only to fiind that there was something in the way. Sticky Jolly Ranchers coated her entire face. John ran faster than he ever had before.
Anonymous asked: JohnRose JadeDave double date fic. They all go to the movies but none of them seem to be "watching" it if you catch my drift.
(this is another very cute prompt and THIS FIC IS VERY SILLY)
It was John’s idea to go to the movie - some pumped up action flick that apparently he’s been dying to see. Rose agreed to it because she couldn’t deny the eager look on her boyfriend’s face, and Dave and Jade tag along too, because regardless of who’s technically going out with who, the four of them treat dating like a group activity.
They settle down in the back of the theater in a row of four going Dave-Jade-Rose-John, popcorn, candy, and sodas distributed evenly among them. They chatter through the previews, though John quickly shushes them once the movie itself actually starts.
It takes less than five minutes for Dave to grow bored of the explosions and look for other ways to entertain himself.
Jade only lasts another five minutes before Dave gets to her, playing with her hair, kissing her cheek, squeezing her leg. The movie isn’t bad, but Dave is far more entertaining, and she has to bite off giggles as he whispers raps into her ears and kisses up her neck.
Rose holds off as long as she can. She really does try to pay attention - she truly and honestly does - but the movie is sloppily written at best, and it is hard to ignore Dave and Jade’s escapades when they are sitting literally right next to her. So, after the hero gives yet another groan-worthy one liner about an hour in, she turns her attention to John.
John holds out as long as he can. But Rose knows how to be alluring when she wants to be, and she takes pleasure in throwing her arm around him like the stereotypical guy might in a teen movie, pulling him close, and whispering things in his ears that demand he pay attention to her. All hope is lost.
The movie ends and the credits roll, but the four of them don’t even notice until the lights go up. John’s hand quickly retreats from under Rose’s shirt, and Dave and Jade pull away like two magnets repelling one another. They quietly gather up their food, throw it away, and nobody says a word until they’re piled into Dave’s car.
"So… did anybody catch how that ended?" Jade asks lightly, smiling sheepishly as she looks in the backseat.
She lets the bashful silence be her answer.
thelphenom asked: JohnRose snowball fights
(send me more beta kid prompts everybody, in the meantime have some cheesy, dumb grimdorks)
Normal snowball fights are known to get intense, but when four gods are involved, the stakes are higher. Whichever team loses pays for post-snowball hot chocolate.
"I fear we may be vastly outmatched," Rose says as she huddles down in a snow fort with John. Things are quiet - for now. "Jade is a natural at dodging with her space powers, not to mention she can create and wield multiple snowballs at once. She alone is a veritable army."
"Yeah," John agrees. "And not to mention that with Dave’s stupid time travel he can /literally/ make an army of his time clones." He grimaces. "Why did we match up this way again?"